One day I saw a little newt,
I thought to myself “oh how cute!”
I took him home and gave some fruit,
To my new little cute newt.
Oh how I love my little newt,
It’s so sad that he is mute.
I wish we could both have a hoot,
At the jokes I tell that really suit.
One day I lost my little newt,
I just couldn’t find that little brute!
I looked so hard for my little newt
But then I looked under my boot.
Saddness soon began to take root,
For I hadn’t lost my little newt!
He was there, on the bottom of my boot…
Never again will I ever say woot!