You killed him?!

I think I have a little bit of a problem. 

So when I’m watching a movie, and something happens to a character, I sometimes have this moment of disbelief that they would do that to that actor. Not the character, but the actor.

For instance:

Ya’ll know how much I love Ralph Fiennes, right? You should. I’m obsessed with him. Yes I know he’s 25 years older than me, but he’s still uber sexy and I don’t care what you say.

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Hey there future husband 😉

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How you doing today?

Now, I also think we all can agree that he’s an amazing Voldemort.

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I swear on my nail polish collection, these are all the same people!

But when Voldemort dies in the last Harry Potter movie, I was distraught! Thinking “OMG how on earth could they kill Ralph?! HOW!?” I didn’t really care all that much that Voldemort was dead (even though him flaking away like that is super lame), but I was more upset about Ralph dying. Who do these people think they are?!

Another example would be Alan Alda. You probably know him from M.A.S.H as Hawkeye Pierce. He’s pretty funny and uber talented.

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Now, in 1997, he did this little movie called Murder at 1600. If you haven’t seen it, there are spoilers ahead. I know I didn’t warn about spoilers for Harry Potter, but if you don’t know how Harry Potter ends then I’m not even sure what you’re doing with your life. It’s fine if you haven’t read the books and/or seen the movies, but you should know by now how it ends. Thus no spoilers warnings for you.

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Ok so in this movie, there is a murder at the White House and in the end, it’s found out that Alan Alda is a poop canoe and ordered it. He ends up being shot multiple times and dies in a hallway. Tres tragic!

And again, I’m not like “oh yeah, that character probably had that coming. He ordered the death of a 22-year-old innocent woman and made sure his hitman got through White House security” I’m more upset that they killed Alan Alda. WHO KILLS ALAN ALDA?!

Now, on the other hand, I have certain actors that if something bad happens to a character they are playing, then I’m like “ha! Serves you right!” A few on this list:

  • Anne Hathaway
  • Matt Damon
  • Keifer Sutherland

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20 thoughts on “You killed him?!

  1. One doesn’t simply kill Hawkeye! I remember seeing Murder at 1600, lolol. He’s one of those people you never want to see as a bad guy. I always think of him as singing William Wants a Doll….look it up! (*said like count Olaf*). Second, you mentioned Matt Damon and it made me think of a movie we always called the Talented Mr. Stinkly (Ripley) where something like 15 minutes into the movie they kill off Jude Law who was slam dunking his weirdo role and the only good point of the movie! LASTLY! I love a few seasons of American Horror Story but the Asylum season made me feel like I was going to hell for watching. James Cromwell plays an utterly deplorable just…putrid degenerate and I was actually waiting for him to get killed because I couldn’t stand seeing him that way!! He was in Babe for goodness sake!! 🐖

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    • Haha! Anne was ok until she played Ella in Ella Enchanted and now I hate her. That movie was the worst book to film adaptation I have ever seen and have never met anyone who has read the book and also likes the movie. It’s utter rubbish!

      Matt and Keifer, I can’t explain. Their presence makes me angry haha It’s weird.

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  2. I guess I don’t care about actors enough for this to bother me. I think having a bit of eye candy in a movie, but if they play a baddy then “off with their heads”.

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  3. I think I shuddered at the second Ralph Fiennes pic you posted. *swoooon* he is such a babe.

    I have similar thoughts about the actors when they have to do weird stuff on camera. For example, in one of the episodes of West World, there is a lady in the background just laying topless on the floor (b/c she’s now a lifeless body) and all I could think was oh god how many takes did she have to lay like that omg she must be so cold omg I hope she’s getting paid well. (she’s prob not)

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  4. This was me during the Infinity War. *SpoilerAlert* Like how could they pay Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston my love just to say byebye at the first part of the movie? Also, Benedict Cumberbatch. I mean, yes, there’s a storyline, but why kill all these lovely people? 😦


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