Y is for….
YOU KNOW WHO!
I couldn’t resist doing a post on him. I just had to. But once again, it’s basically silly fan theories. It’s almost the end of the challenge – I’m tired, you’re tired, let’s have a little break and some laughs at his expense shall we?
This was captioned as Voldemort’s nail polish collection
HAHHAHAHHA… A penny.
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I know! There is a web comic where Voldemort has a sidekick named Kevin…he suggests a pebble and to throw it into the ocean.
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That one about the scent of the love potion and not having a nose made me laugh so hard, hehe.
Cait @ Click’s Clan
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He also doesn’t know how to stop talking to himself/his Death Eaters/his target (aka Harry and sometimes Dumbledore) and just try to kill him already :P…he can kill everybody else, including an old Muggle war hero (what a jerk!) without talking them to death first, but he can’t keep his mouth shut when confronting Harry (except for using the Killing Curse). Really?!? What kind of evil mastermind is he supposed to be anyway? Definitely not a smart one! 😛
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HAHA! I know – maybe he had just been holding in those speeches for all those years, practicing what he was going to say once he DID kill Harry, that he couldn’t pick just one speech anymore and was like “ya know what, NO, screw this! I practiced it and I’m going to say it!” and then “oo dang…well there goes Harry….again….”
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HAHAHAHA! Love it! That makes perfect sense! He can’t practice on the Death Eaters constantly, they’d start doing stuff deliberately to tick him off so he’d kill them, just so they wouldn’t have to listen to him any more. 😛 Even Nagini would have gotten fed up with it and left him (or bitten him…)
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Haha!! Classic Tim 😉
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“It’s not TIM, it’s TOM! And it’s not Tom either, it’s Voldemort!” I laughed so hard at that! That sounds just like something Harry would do, get him all flustered so he starts making mistakes. 😛
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Haha yes its one that always makes me giggle!
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And in the afterlife, Sirius and James are laughing themselves silly watching Voldemort trying to talk his way out of that one… 😛
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