A lot has been happening back home lately that has been keeping my thoughts on Canada. Since it’s clearly at the front of my brain, for today’s 300 Thursday, I thought I’d share with you some interesting facts I found about Canada.
All these pictures were taken from this article, which contains a list of 28 interesting facts. Totally go and check them out! I reached the comment section, and someone actually tried called the phone number and it worked! So if you want to call Canada, maybe to see if you can move there when Drumpf is elected, go ahead!
And here are a few more, just in moving form. All were taken from giphy.com, a pretty rad site if you’re looking for gif’s.
Our current cabinet has a perfect split: our PM selected half men, half women. Although he is one extra man, so it’s not technically 50%
Apparently our $50’s smell like maple syrup? I don’t believe it. But at least there’s braille on it!
It’s all cool – we know you want us 😉
No Love for Fatties 
Another Fun Fact: Canada is in the running for a giant population surge dependent on the possible horrific outcome of the US Presidential election.
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And with the amount of teachers leaving Ontario to find better jobs, there will be lots of space for everyone!
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OMG…..I’m totally calling Canada now. Stand by….
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You are my favourite person right now for actually calling
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I have had 4 glasses of wine and was prepared to speak with your Prime Minister if they so allowed it.
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I don’t think prime minister center fold is available for phone conversations but you can always ask! Tell them I said it was ok to talk to him.
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So I just got off the phone with Canada. It was really life like, like I was going to talk to a human but then he started going through the times they are available then he said it in French. I guess this is good b/c this gives me time to figure out what I’m going to say when I call tomorrow on my lunch. I never really figured there was a direct line to Canada so it’s pretty f’ing awesome. We need a direct line to the United States. What do I want to know about Canada. Hmmm….ok…. first question: why the fuck did you send us Justin Bieber? Can you please take him back? I will pay you to take him back. In fact, that will be the first thing I ask them. Question 2: Do you want Alaska? Cause it’s cool if you do. You can totally have Alaska. You can see it produces such train wrecks as Sarah Palin and they aren’t really pulling their weight anyway to the states.Question 3, and this really hits my heart: Why didn’t you guys like Target? Seriously, why? Me loves some Target! Out of all of this: Alaska, Justin Bieber and Target, Target hurts the most. Target brought us designers such as Anna Sui, LIberty, Jason Woo and Phillip Lim. It’s affordable and stylish. Gah, your killin’ me!
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No we don’t want beiber back!! Let’s ship him to an island some place no one will see him. Sure we will take Alaska. Cos its basically part of our North anyways. And idk why we didn’t like target. I LOVE TARGET! I want it back! Let me know what the official Canadian phone person says!!
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Well now we have an official Bieber crisis on our hands. Just to be clear, Alaska means you are taking Palin too, right?
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Yes fine we can take her! I think we can handle having her living in the middle of no where in alaksa
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And Bristol Palin. I forgot to mention her but she kinda’ comes along with the whole Sarah Palin package. Ok? I love that we are negotiating humans and countries in the middle of the night for me…..middle of the day for you!
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Hehe no problem! I’m in the middle of final tests so I need something to occupy my time! Monkey E thinks it’s awesome I can type so fast in my phone! While she sits there eating bugs!! EWWW
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Who is Monkey E? He sounds like a rapper.
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Hehe!!! It’s actually a girl – I try my hardest not to use real names on my blog. I call her and her friend my little monkeys, and her English name starts with an E so Monkey E haha
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That is adorable.
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Cramp….My lunch is over and I forgot to call. Ill call after work. I hope they are still there.
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